这些脑洞大开的中英穿越体(在线收听

   有人在围脖发了一条“十年生死两茫茫,不思量,forever young。”于是后来就有了……人类都无法阻止“中英穿越体”了!!真真中英高境界!

众里寻他千百度,蓦然回首,Hey,how do you do。
云中谁寄锦书来?Super high ,suck guy!
人生得意须尽欢,be a man, use your hand。
身无彩凤双飞翼,get away from me!
天 生 我 材 必 有 用,I can play football。
春城无处不飞花,let’s go to the cinema。
问君能有几多愁,as a boy without a girl。
问君能有几多愁,easy come easy go。
问君能有几多愁,you’ll leave me and I don’t know。
春眠不觉晓,yo yo check it out。
问世间情为何物,what the fuck can I do。
曾经沧海难为水,what the fuck did you say。
无可奈何花落去,I miss you missing me。
此情可待成追忆,let it be。
争渡,争渡,惊起一滩鸥鹭,who and who?
林花谢了春红,太匆匆,where is my iphone?
感时花溅泪,changes is never too late~
满园春色关不住,Friday is coming soon~
床前明月光,there’s something wrong~
两只黄鹂鸣翠柳,what place shall we go。
空山新雨后,fire in the hole。
两情若是长久时,you jump, I jump!
江山如此多娇,you are so small,惜 秦 皇 汉 武,too simple;唐宗宋祖,sometime naieve。一代天骄,成吉思汗,can’t play football。俱往矣,数风流,die all。
但使龙城飞将在,come on baby don’t be shy。
衣带渐宽终不悔,would you wanna be a GAY!
昨夜西风凋碧树,独上高楼,watching Chairman Hu。
两岸猿声啼不住,monkey go to sexing zoo。
停车坐爱枫林晚,drive you home for one night。
黄河之水天上来,Can you feel the love tonight
雕栏玉砌应犹在,baby baby one more time
安能摧眉折腰事权贵,I would rather be a gay!
独在异乡为异客, come on baby suck my dick
葡萄美酒夜光杯,sor baby you’r gay
不识庐山真面目, big brother is watching you
年年岁岁花相似,I need one mre durex
国破山河在,I can only sigh
天上掉下个林妹妹,whatever i’m gay
今朝有酒今朝醉,will you be my little three
月有阴晴圆缺,say JB without picture
人不寐,将军白发征夫泪,jingle all the way
闲云潭影日悠悠,I stuck in warong hole
春蚕到死丝方尽,describe the city bieber fan
感时花溅泪,fuck me everyday
明月松间照,we should fuck now
粉身碎骨浑不怕,welcome to china
亲,接下去啊……
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