5 Rules To Remember In Life

　　Money can't buy you happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedez than on a bicycle.

　　Forgive the enemy but remember the bastard's name.

　　Help someone when they are in trouble, they will remember you the next time they are in trouble.

　　Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

　　Alcohol does not solve problems,but neither does milk.