我想这就是迪默自己一个在牢房里抽烟的原因。

　　Joey: What?

　　什么？

　　Chandler: Relax your hand. Let your wrist go.

　　你把手放轻松！手腕自然点。

　　Chandler: Not so much!

　　别太过火！

　　Joey: Whoah! -

　　唔！

　　Chandler: Hey!

　　嗨！

　　Joey: Hey!

　　嗨！

　　Chandler: Alright, now try taking a puff.

　　好的，现在吐烟圈。

　　Chandler: Alright...okay. No. Give it to me.

　　好了，不是这样。把烟给我。

　　Joey: No no no, I am not giving you a cigarette.

　　不，不行。我不能给你烟。

　　Chandler: It's fine, it's fine. Look, do you wanna get this part, or not? Here. Alright, Now, Don't think of it as a cigarette.

　　好吧，好吧。我无所谓了。你想不想得到这个角色？给我吧。看着，别把它当成香烟。

　　Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand.

　　把它当成是从你手中溜走的东西。

　　When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.

　　夹着它，你感觉很好，你感到满足。

　　Joey: You miss it?

　　你很想它？

　　Chandler: Nah, not so much.

　　不，不是很想。

　　Alright, now we smoke. Oh...my...God.

　　好吧，现在吸烟。噢，我的天(爽呀)！

　　Joey: Chandler give me that!

　　Chandler把它给我

　　Chandler: No no no. You've got options. You can smoke like this.

　　不，你有几种选择。你可以像这样抽烟。

　　Joey: Chandler! -

　　Chandler

　　Chandler: Or you can hold it in your mouth and smoke like this.

　　或者只是把它叼在嘴里这样抽

　　Joey: Chandler give me the cigarette! Give me, give me.

　　Chandler把烟给我，给我，给我。

　　Chandler: uh, you try itJoey: thank you.

　　你来试试。 谢谢。

　　Joey: Okay, how's this?

　　这样怎么样？

　　Chandler: Okay, that's not bad.

　　还不坏。

　　Chandler: All right, now when you are finished, It's really cool if you flick it. You kinda flick it. flick it...

　　好的，当你结束的时候，弹掉它会显得很酷，你就弹一弹。

　　that's good, all right, you keep practicing...and I will go put out the sofa.

　　就这样，你继续练习，我去扑灭着火的沙发。

　　Chandler: I thought it had to do with the size of the guy's feet.

　　我认为和这个人脚的大小有关。

　　Monica: No, no, no. They say it's the same as the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb to the tip of his index finger.

　　不、不、不，他们说长度和男人的拇指尖到到食指尖距离一样。

　　Joey: That's ridiculous!

　　这太荒谬了。

　　Ross: Can I use...either thumb?

　　可以用另一只手的拇指吗？

　　Chandler: I'd rather go with the foot theory.

　　我宁可相信脚长理论。

　　Rachel: Alright, don't tell me, don't tell me!

　　来了，别告诉我，别告诉我！

　　Decaf cappucino for Joey...Coffee black...Latte...And an iced tea.

　　无咖啡因卡布其诺是乔依的，黑咖啡...拿铁和冰茶

　　I'm getting pretty good at this!

　　我进步神速

　　All: Yeah. Yeah, excellent.

　　对，对，真棒。

　　Rachel: Good for me!

　　我真行！