1.Makeup brushes are too expensive so I go to the art supply store and buy paint brushes.They work just the same.

　　2.I use my boobs like a stress ball whenever I get anxious. It actually helps calm me down because it's also a turn on.

　　3. I ran out of cotton pads while doing my makeup so I use tampons.

　　4.When I run out of clean underwear and don't have time for laundry I wear old pairs with a new panty liner each day.

　　5.I make sex tapes with my boyfriend so we don't have to pay for porn.

　　6.I broke my vibrator so now I use my electric toothbrush.

　　7.I use butter to wash my face when I run out of money because it makes my face just as soft as the expensive stuff.

　　8.My life was changed when I realized my eyelash curler could open a beer bottle.

　　9.I use my cat as a heating pad during my period.