Elena: IsStefan here?

Damon: Yep!

Elena: Whereis he?

Damon: Andgood morning to you, little miss “I'm on a mission”.

Elena: Howcan you be so arrogant and glib after everything that you've done?

Damon: Andhow can you be so brave and stupid to call a vampire glib and arrogant?

Elena: Ifyou wanted me dead, I'd be dead.

Damon: Yes,you would.

Elena: ButI'm not.

Damon: Yet.

Elena: Whereis Stefan?

Damon: He'supstairs singing “the rain in Spain”. Knock yourself out.