Sheldon: Thisinsistence on hand-holding is preposterous. [prɪˈpɒstərəs]adj.荒谬可笑的；不合理的

Amy: Well, i likeit.

S: Yeah, of courseyou do. You're a girl. You like all kinds of hippy-dippy(愚蠢的) things.

A: Just watch themovie.

S: It's not fair. Pennyisn't making Leonard hold hands.

A: There might bea reason for that.

S: Sweaty? Unhygienic?( [ˌʌnhaɪˈdʒi:nɪk]adj.不卫生的) Looks dumb?[1]Take yourpick.

A: Penny saidshe's not sure she wants to be Leonard's girlfriend anymore.

S: Wrong. She justtook a sip from his diet dr. pepper.

A: So?

S: So, if she wantsto end her pair-bond with Leonard, Why on earth would she guzzle ['ɡʌzl]v.狂吃暴饮  awitches' brew of his soda and spit?

A: It's complicated.

S: String theoryis complicated. That's just yucky [ˈjʌki]令人讨厌的. (Amy attempted to drink Sheldon’s drink)Don'tget any ideas. All right, for the sake of argument, let's say that's true. Whydoesn't penny just end the relationship?

A: She's not surehow she feels.

S: How can she notbe sure how she feels? You know, when i have a feeling, i know it. Trains ? Lovethem. Swordfish ? i love them, too. They're fish with a sword for a nose.

A: Regardless,don't say anything to Leonard.

S: Now you're askingme to keep a secret from my best friend, colleague, and roommate?

A: Yes, please, Pennywill kill me.

S: Fine.

 

Notes:

1.”looks dumb?”dumb 哑的、愚蠢的；play dumb.装聋作哑