1. 爱狗者: We love all dogs equally.

　　2. 养狗者: All dogs are great,but yours is absolutely, 100% the greatest dog who ever doggee.

　　3. 爱狗者: You get to sleep through the night uninterrupted dreaming sweet puppy dreams.

　　4. 养狗者: You very own furry, four-legged alarm wakes you up...... whenever they feel like.

　　5. 爱狗者: Any movie where a dog dies will leave you in tears.

　　6. 养狗者: You must protect your poor pup from this heartbreak.

　　7. 爱狗者: You happily pet a dog and then move along.

　　8. 养狗者: You love all dogs equally.