听美剧学英语:《淘小子看世界》 I Dream of Feeny - 1（在线收听）

You've got your milk.
You've got your peanut butter.
How about a banana?
What about a raw egg?
Hey! Why's that have to be raw? Why can't we scramble it and put it in?
Stallone drinks raw eggs.
Stallone's like 5 foot 2.
And you're like 2 foot 5.
Go with the egg, baby.
Hey, we are not gonna make a mess. Just because we are kids with the blender doesn't mean we have to make a mess.
Boy, are you mommy-whipped?
Now that I could never do in my house.
Oh, my mom, Shawn, back me up, I wanted to use the lid, I was lid-boy.

OK, fine, I'll clean it out, you don't have to scream.
Hey, watch it, you're getting it all over my geography book.
Oh, like you're ever gonna open it up.
Feeny's test tomorrow is gonna be such a killer.
Yeah. I don't understand why we have to learn anything about geography. Why do I have to learn where everything is? I will just be like my dad and drive around till I find it.
Look at Feeny. He's out there, hanging up some geeky duck, not caring the world where we are stuck in here studying for his lame test. Yeah, life's fair.
Well, we haven't actually done any studying yet, maybe we should get started.
Ok. What is the capital of North Dakota? (Bismarck is the capital.)
Banff.
We are toast.
Let's just say we are sick and stay home tomorrow.
I can't, Cory. I've already used all my bogus medical excuses. Feeny says if my grandma dies one more time he wants to see the body.
How come it has to be us? Why should we always be the ones faking a disease to get out of school? How come Feeny can't shoulder a little more responsibility?
Huh, dream on. I hear he hasn't missed a day at school since World War One.
That's just stupid on his part because teachers still get paid when they are sick.
You lie.
I swear. Minkus said the school board pays them to be sick for a whole week every year.
Well, maybe Feeny doesn't know that. Maybe we should leave him, like, a unanimous note on his desk.
Won't help us stop that geography bullet tomorrow.
Come on, cough.
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