An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Alec!' yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?' 'Because if I had a million dollars that's exactly what I would do!'

一位英语老师要她班上的学生写一篇关于如果他们有一百万美元他们会做什么的文章。亚力克交了白卷。 “亚力克！”老师喊道，“你什么也没做。为什么？” “因为如果我有一百万美元，那我就什么也不用做了啊！”