艾伦脱口秀第196期:组建冒牌家庭（打印版）

　　Yes,It's a very funny movie with Jason Sudeikis,Emma Roberts and Ed Helms. 这是我和Jason Sudeikis,Emma Roberts和Ed Helms合作的搞笑电影

　　And It's, he is a drug dealer who then has to end up smuggling a lot of marijuana across the border. 他是一个卖毒品的最终开始走私毒品

　　He needs to create a fake family. 他需要组建一个冒牌家庭

　　So that he's acceptable as he's coming back over the border. 这样等他回来就能顺利过境

　　And he tries to basically solicit all of us to become a part of his family.I resist. 他恳求我们能组建一个冒牌家庭我拒绝了

　　But here's the scene.We could hardly show a clip 这是一个场景我们基本不能播每个片段

　　because none of them are good for daytime television 因为都不适合白天节目

　　No,So this what we could show.This is what you get. 不合适所以你只能放这些我只能放这些

　　Because you play a stripper.I play a stripper.Yeah. 因为你演个脱衣舞娘是我演个脱衣舞娘

　　All right.I really really like it.Don't.Just don't alright? 好的我非常非常喜欢啊别千万别

　　Ok.Hi,mom.Jesus.Hmm.Who's that.That,That is your daughter,Casey.Hey. 好吧妈！天哪嗯那是谁？你女儿凯西嗨

　　Uhhmm.I want three thousand now.Why? 我现在就要3000块为什么？

　　Okay.Let's stay off the flight.No,okay.Fine,Fine.Blood sucker. 那行我下飞机了别好吧你这个贪财鬼

　　Hmm,Aright.Happy wife,happy life.Hi,kids. 不错当人老婆过得好孩子们！

　　Start making room for your mother. 给你们老妈腾点地方

　　Okay.Hey!Oh,no.Wait,I didn't.Aw. 喂！不不我们有哎呦

　　Alright，we will be right back with Portia de Rossi after this.Woo! 好我们马上回来采访Portia de Rossi。哦！