艾伦脱口秀第223期:随心所欲(在线收听

   I'm pretty much going with the nude thing,I might just going with it 我非常喜欢这样裸着 基本上随心所欲

  I don't blame you,It feels so nice and breezy and I can't be nude in my house cause you know my step-daughters were there 我就不说你了 感觉很好很凉爽 在家我不能裸 因为我的继女们在家呢
  so it's like can we please be nude at work and it's great,so you don't wanna be nude in front of you step-daughters 所以如果我们能在工作中裸裸 爽呆了 你不敢在继女面前裸
  but children watch television you can be nude that's ok,they're fine. I see alright 但是敢在所有看电视的小朋友前裸 这样好吗 他们没事 我明白了
  It's TV, Just trying to figure it out.so the problem with you getting on to the lot is what,It's an issue 电视嘛 只是想知道下 你进来片场有遇到问题 是吗 这是个问题
  everything about this lot is amazing,like there's a coffee place a taco place,like we're neighbors now 整个片场的所有东西都很棒 像那边有个喝咖啡的地方 还有个玉米卷店 就像在小区里一样
  but I'm having real problems getting on the lot,the security guy like smoking me down everyday 但是我进入片场真的好麻烦 那个保安每天都在盯着我
  I pull off my picture's on the building,like at certain point when your picture is on the building 我停下车 我的广告牌就挂在大楼上 重点是 你的照片都挂在墙上了
  they should just let you in right,I pull off to this guy everyday 他们应该让你进 对吧 每天我都被这个保安拦住车
  and he like hey Ashton what's going on can I see your ID and I'm like you just said my name 然后他会说 嘿 Ashton 早啊 可以出示下证件吗 好像你才叫了我名字吧
  you know me I think it's the beard.do you have problems 你认识我 我觉得是因为这个胡子 你有这个问题吗
  No they open it before they even they just open the thing right up and I just drive on 没啊 他们老远看到我就直接开闸了 我就一直开就好
  I really do do they really ask you for,I swear to God I can not 是这样啊 他们真的让你出示证件 我对天发誓
  and not only do they ask for my ID on the way in,after they said Ashton what's up 而且不只是进片场的时候 而且还是对我打了招呼的情况下
  on the way out they check the trunk of my car,like I'm stealing something 出片场的时候他们居然还检查我的后备箱 好像我偷了什么一样
  what am I gonna steal from the show,like I got Jon Cryer in the trunk 我能从剧组偷什么呢 然道Jon Cryer被我赛到后备箱了吗
  I'm not taking anything and it happens everyday It's really weird 我没拿走什么啊 而且每天都是这样 真的奇了怪
  I don't know what's happened I think it's the beard 我不知道发生了什么事 我怪这胡子
  I don't know you look so peaceful you look like Jesus with that beard 我也不明白 你看起来很平和 那个胡子让你看起来像耶稣
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