艾伦脱口秀第261期:情人节主题（打印版）

　　All right yesterday was superbowl Sunday that means today is classical joke Monday 那么昨天是超级碗星期天这就意味着今天是经典笑话星期一

　　Oh,it's popular.It's catching on 哦好流行啊好赶时髦啊

　　So today's joke is sport theme,are you ready everybody? 所以今天的笑话是运动主题大家准备好了吗

　　Why can't you play sports in the jungle,why 为什么你不能在丛林做运动为什么

　　Because some of the animals are cheaters,you are welcome 因为有一些动物是骗子不用谢了哈

　　Don't ow me you when you know you gonna be told later 别吆喝我当你知道我会马上揭晓答案

　　So valentine's day is next week and I know what you thinking 那么下个周就是情人节了我知道你们想什么呢

　　What can I get love one to show how much I care 给我爱的人买点什么能证明我的爱

　　and there is only one answer,something from the Ellen shop 那么答案只有一个就是Ellen商店的东西

　　So we selling some Valentine's day theme items 我们卖一些情人节主题的东西

　　This is a shirt that we selling,that I really like a whole lot 这有个我们卖的上衣我真的很爱

　　It's a love T-shirt which is just dress and cool looking 这是一个"爱"的T恤穿上看起来很酷

　　and we also have red and black Ellen underwear that were selling 我们还有红黑的Ellen内裤正在热卖

　　We have little underwear like that,and little boy short like that 我们有像这样的小女生内裤还有这样的小男孩内裤

　　and everytime we design something new,we keep adding the new theme to the Ellen shop. 每一次我们设计新款时我们总会在Ellen商店里增加新款式

　　There always few that they don't quite work out,this year we have some things that I though 但总有一些没效果的我觉得今年我们有一些东西

　　Would spice up you know I just thought,Ellen addable underwear is popular 会像我想的那样使你们更有情趣 Ellen可增加花样的内裤很流行

　　So why not Ellen addable underwear,we got the addable part right 所以为什么不用这种内裤呢我们有可增加花样对的

　　But well we just made mistake I think,we use pretzels and I feel like 但是我觉得我们犯了个错误我们用了椒盐脆饼干我觉得

　　I don't know,well we found out during the focus group we found out 我不知道呀我们通过售点小组发现

　　there is two things people don't want on the underwear,cream and salt 人们不喜欢两种东西在他们内裤上奶油和盐