艾伦脱口秀第329期:走廊里喊救命（在线收听） |
This is from Custer South Dakota,10:10pm,suspicious people were reported doing something with flashlights by the side of North 5th street in Custer 这条来自南达科塔州的卡斯特 晚上十点十分 几个可疑分子拿着手电筒 鬼鬼祟祟的不知道在作甚 就在北五街那一片 a deputy checked and found the people were not suspicious,but merely Canadian 值班警察立马杀去 发现那不是啥可疑分子 只是几个加拿大人而已
Lock up your maple,Custer.we've got Canadians here 卡斯特人 赶紧锁好你们的枫糖啊 我们这儿抓到加拿大人啦
they were detained for an hour,which is about 45 minutes.Canadian,so they were 他们被扣留了一小时 也许有45分钟吧 只因为是加拿大人
This is from Ossining New Your about 7:14 pm 来自纽约州奥辛宁的报道 晚上七点十四分
A caller reported that someone was on a porch yelling "help" from a residence on Bank Street 热心人士报警说 有人在银行街一所住宅的走廊里喊救命
Officers responded and learned the person was calling a cat that is named "help" 巡警迅速反应 过去后才发现那个人是在叫自己的猫 那只猫的名字叫做“救命”
I'm guessing later there was a reported filed when he was calling for his dog named "fire" 我猜将来可能会有同样的报警记录 有人叫他的狗为“开火”的时候
If you see a police report that's not quite right,and I would like send you and if you send us one that you use on the show 如果你看到诸如此类的报道 就发给我 要是用在节目里的话
maybe I will send you this,it's a brand-new Casio trick camera 我会送你这个 这是新一代的卡西欧技巧型摄像机
and you can use it to capture your life from any angle with its high resolution photos and HD video 你可以用它从各个角度拍下生活里的一切 拍下高分辨率的照片和录制高清视频
If you're in my audience right this minute,you're all going home with one 在场的每一位 也将带回家一台
we'll right back 我们一会回来 |
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