It's like a fermented soybean. 这就像发酵的大豆。

I know. I just found a dead fish in it. It was gross. 我知道。我刚在里头发现一条死鱼。恶心耶。

These three things look spicy. 这三样东西看起来很辣。

You don't like that one? 你不喜欢那道？

They make me go like this. 它们让我像这样。

It's a peculiar taste. 这是个很奇特的味道。

Is that coffee? 那是咖啡吗？

I think it's weird that kids drink coffee...in Brazil. 我认为巴西的小孩喝咖啡很奇怪。

I hate coffee. 我讨厌咖啡。

What's it taste like? 那喝起来像什么？

Are you serious? Cow poop. 你说真的吗？牛便便。

No, I would not eat fish in the morning. 不要，我才不要一大早就吃鱼。

I know I won't like it; I hate salmon. 我知道我不会喜欢这道；我讨厌鲑鱼。

This bread is pretty soft; it could be my pillow. 这个面包满软的耶；它可以当我的枕头。

I actually would have this for breakfast. 我真的会把这当早餐吃。

What country do you think this is from? 你觉得这是从哪个国家来的？

Africa? 非洲？

Friland? 肥兰？

Finland. 芬兰。

What's Finland? 什么是芬兰？

It's a country in Europe. 那是一个在欧洲的国家。

Oh! 噢!

Okay! 好吧!

This doesn't look like a breakfast to me. 这对我来说不太像早餐啊。

I've never seen a black egg. Does it taste good? 我从来没看过黑色的蛋。它好吃吗？

So it kind of has, like, a portable toilet smell and also a rotten egg smell. 它有点有个，像是，流动厕所的味道，还有坏掉的蛋的味道。

This is delicious! 这好好吃!

Am I really eating an old egg? 我真的在吃一颗老蛋吗？

This is really good! It's really good. 这太好吃了!真的太好吃了。

They taste like french fries, and french fries are good. 它们吃起来像薯条，薯条很好吃。

Where's Poland? 波兰在哪？

I don't really study...geometry, whatever that is. 我其实没有读...几何学，管它是什么。

If I eat a lot, my mom usually calls me a pig. Mom, are you even listening? 如果我吃很多，我妈通常会叫我猪。妈妈，你有没有在听啊？

Are you full? 你吃饱了吗？

Mmm-hmm. 嗯哼。

I don't think my friends would eat this for a breakfast because their mom would say it would be "too unhealthy." 我不认为我的朋友会吃这当早餐，因为他们的妈妈会说这样就“太不健康”了。

This is great! 这太好吃了!

People have this for breakfast? 有人早餐吃这个？

I wonder what would happen if I folded it in half. 不知道我把它对折会怎样。

That should be cut. Okay, cut! 那应该是拍好了吧。好，卡!