Well, I don't want to be indelicate,  我也不想说出这么无礼的话，

but the good news is, is I might be your permanent teacher. 但好消息是，我可能会成为你的专职老师。

I don't want you to be my permanent teacher. 我不希望你成为我的专职老师。

Oh, what? You'd rather have a raging alcoholic? 怎么？你更希望一个大酒鬼来当你的老师吗？

Listen to me. I've worked nonstop to build the perfect academic record,  听好了。我孜孜不倦地学习，才取得这么好的成绩，

and I'm not going to let you screw it up now. 我可不会让你给毁了。

I have an A.P.Test in 160 days, and I need to ace it.  我160天后就要进行高阶考试了，我必须名列前茅。

Can you get me there or not? 你能助我登上顶峰吗？

I can rally like the brave men of the Alamo. 我可以像阿拉摩的勇士一般重振旗鼓。

You do realize that all the men of the alamo died? They all died! 你知道阿拉摩的勇士全死光了吧？他们全死了！

Ruthie's older, so she thinks she's the boss.  露希年长一些，所以她觉得自己就是老大。

But for a little guy, Stu holds his own. 但对于一个小家伙来说，斯顿自有一套。

They can be a handful.  他们有时候挺难伺候的。

But, god, they make me laugh so hard, you know? 但是，他们总让我笑得肚子疼。

I did not know you could even tell the gender of a turtle. 我不知道你连乌龟的性别都可以区分开呢。

Oh, yeah. It's called "Sexing the turtle," and it's an eight-step process.  那当然了。那叫"乌龟辨雌雄"大法 总共有8步。

Now, let's pretend your hand is a turtle. Okay. 现在我们假装你的手就是一只乌龟。好的。

What you do is you flip it over. And then you have to look right into - 你要把它翻过身来。然后你要仔细瞧瞧它的......

Oh, okay. I get it. I get it. I think I get it. 好吧。我懂了。我懂了。我想明白了。

Oh. I know. I'm droning on, aren't I? 我懂的。我的说教太无聊了，对吧？

Please, stop. Please stop! You're not. You're not. 停下，求你快停下！你没有啦。你没有啦。

I am. But enough about my family. Tell me about yours. 我就是的。不过我的家庭情况介绍得够多了。跟我说说你的家庭吧。

All right, well, my husband Phil's a realtor. 好啊，我丈夫菲尔是个房地产中介。

That's funny. I'm buying a house. Why? When? 真巧啊。我刚好想买房呢。为什么？什么时候？

Actually, we have the final walk-through today, sign the papers tomorrow. 实际上，我们今天就要进行最后的看房，明天就签合同了。

Th-that's a really big deal, Todd. 那……那可是件大事，陶德。

Yeah, and it's a bit of a stretch for us, too, but, uh, no, the time is right.  是啊，而且对我们也挺艰难的，但是，不行，现在时机正好。

We're just - we're gonna do it. 我们......我们一定要买。

"We" is you and the turtles? No, me and my wife. "我们"指的是你和乌龟们吗？不，是我和我妻子。

A w- I'm sorry. You didn't mention your wife. That's great.  妻...我很抱歉。你没说你有妻子啊。那太棒了。

I bet she's got a big, fancy, high-paying job, right? 我猜她的工作一定高端又高薪吧？

Uh, she's getting her master's. In?  Latin. 她正在攻读硕士学位。哪方面的？拉丁文。