that you two are still at odds. 那这样也于事无补

The last event you attended led to a fight 你们上次参加的活动导致了一场争执

worthy of pay-per-view. 简直该上付费节目

And since there is little benefit in positioning Conrad 既然把康拉德定位成一个四分五裂之家的主人

as master of a house divided, 没什么好处

I need to rewrite your story... pronto. 我得重新撰写你们的故事  很快

And how do you propose to do that? 你打算怎么做

First off, I am plugging your 4th of July party 首先  我要把你的独立日派对

as the reintroduction of the happy Grayson Clan, 当成重新介绍快乐的格雷森一家的契机

followed by a mother/daughter-in-law 接下来是婆婆和儿媳的亲善之旅

goodwill tour that I will lay out for you 明天中午我们三人一起吃午饭时

when the three of us have lunch tomorrow. 我将向你们详细说明

Right there... 就这样

That's all I need-- you two. 我就需要你俩这样

And that's what I'm gonna get. 这就是我要的效果