老友记精校版第1季 第66期:屁股秀(6)（在线收听）

Phoebe: Oh, yeah. That is not true.

未必吧

Ross, is this your fantasy? Ross: No, of course not!... Yeah, yeah, it is.

罗斯，这是你的梦想吗？当然不是。没错，是

Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?

什么？你们男人不介意和已有对象的女人交往吗？

Joey: I couldn't do it. Monica: Good for you, Joey.

我办不到 干得好，乔伊

Joey: When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is.

我和一个女人交往时，我一定要确定我交往的对象比她多。

Phoebe: Once, I went out with a guy who had just got divorced. It was really hard. His kids liked me better than him.

一次我和一个刚离婚的家伙交往，这很麻烦。他的孩子更喜欢我一些

Monica: Phoebe? what does this have to do with Chandler's thing?

Phoebe？这和Chandler有什么关系？

Phoebe: No, nothing. I didn't have anything on that topic. So I went another way.

不，一点关系也没有。关于这个话题我什么都不想说，所以我说了个其他的

Ross: Well, y'know, monogamy can be a, uh, tricky concept. I mean, anthropologically speaking Fine. Now you'll never know.

恩，你知道，一夫一妻制值得商榷。就人类学的观点而言…行…这是你们的损失

Monica: We're kidding. C'mon, tell us! All: Yeah! C'mon!

我们开玩笑的。别这样，说吧！对！别这样！

Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey Rachel: Tahdaaah!

好吧。有个理论，是Richard Leakey 提出的当当！

Chandler: Are we greeting each other this way now? 'Cause I like that.

我们现在都这样打招呼吗？我喜欢。

Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows. I did the floors. I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.

瞧，我大扫除了！我擦窗户，拖地板，我甚至还用了吸尘器上的所有装置，圆形有鬃毛那个除外，我不知道怎么用。

Ross: Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask.

哦是，没人知道。我们也不该问。

Rachel: Well, what do you think? All: Very clean! It looks great! Terrific!

你们感觉怎样？非常干净！棒极了！了不起！

Monica:... Oh! II see you moved the green ottoman. All: Uhoh...

哦！你移动了那个绿色的垫椅。啊--哦…

Monica: Howhow did that happen? Rachel: I don't know. I thought it looked better there. And I and also, it's an extra seat around the coffee table.

怎么会这样呢？我不知道……我，我想放这儿会更好些。咖啡桌旁就多了一个座位。