看老友记学英语 乔伊的牛奶广告引得众人哄笑（在线收听）

Welcome everybody, welcome to Amazing Discoveries!

欢迎各位收看“伟大的发明”。

Oh, oh! It's on again!

又播出了。

You guys, can we please not watch this all right.

我们能不能别看了啊？

Shhhh!

嘘……

Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk,

你是否遇过这种情形？你正打算倒一杯牛奶，

and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.

来回摆弄，但却搞不开盖子？

Oh, you said it Mike. Aw! There's got to be a better way!

天啊，你说对了，Mike一定有个好办法。

And there is Kevin.

的确有，Kevin。

Can we please turn this off?

可不可以别看了？

Noo way, Kevin.

不行，Kevin。

There is a revolutionary new product that guarantees that you'll never have to open up milk cartons again. Meet the Milk Master 2000.

如果我告诉你有个新产品能保证…你再也不用费力打开牛奶纸盒呢？看看2000年的牛奶大师。

Are you intrigued?

挑起你的兴趣了吧。

You're flingin'-flangin' right I am.

你把我的心弄地痒痒的！

Keep in mind, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do.

记住，这是他第一次使用，你就知道这个用起来有多容易了。

Go ahead. This works with any milk carton.

开始。任何牛奶纸盒都适用。

Wow, it is easy. Now, I can have milk everyday.

真简单!这样我就可以每天喝牛奶了。