《绝望的主妇》精讲21（在线收听）

[00:00.50]Three days after my funeral,

[00:02.21]Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion --

[00:06.43]indignation.

[00:07.93]Tom, this is my fifth message, and you still haven't called me back.

[00:11.81]Well, you must be having a lot of fun on your business trip. I can only imagine.

[00:17.10]Well, guess what -- the kids and I want to have some fun, too,

[00:19.40]so unless you call me back by noon,

[00:21.23]we are getting on a plane and joining you.

[00:22.90]Mom!

[00:23.61]Not now, honey. Mommy's threatening daddy.

[00:26.70]Mom. No, I -- where are your brothers?

[00:30.53]- Noodles. - My favorite.

[00:38.92]Lynette Scavo?

[00:40.50]Crap.

[00:41.42]Natalie Klein. I don't believe it.

[00:44.92]Lynette. How long has it been?

[00:47.51]Years.

[00:49.64]Uh, how are you? How's the firm?

[00:51.30]Good. Everyone misses you.

[00:54.60]Yeah. We all say if you hadn't quit,

[00:56.43]you'd be running the place by now.

[00:58.10]Yeah, well...

[01:01.23]So... how's domestic life?

[01:05.40]Don't you just love being a mom?

[01:08.53]And there it was -- the question that Lynette always dreaded.

[01:12.32]Well, to be honest...

[01:14.70]for those who asked it, only one answer was acceptable,

[01:18.21]so Lynette responded as she always did.

[01:20.71]She lied.

[01:22.00]It's the best job I've ever had.