《绝望的主妇》精讲27（在线收听）

[00:00.50]Seven days after my funeral,

[00:02.63]life on Wisteria lane finally returned to normal,

[00:07.42]which, for some of my friends...

[00:10.43]was unfortunate.

[00:15.60]Now what?

[00:16.72]Daddy's home!

[00:22.10]Hey, is anybody home?

[00:26.61]I wasn't expecting you for a week.

[00:28.90]I have to go back to frisco in the morning,

[00:31.61]but I got your call. You sounded a little frazzled.

[00:35.41]Yeah. It's been a little rough.

[00:38.00]Daddy, did you bring us any presents?

[00:40.62]Oh, god, presents. Wait a minute let me see.

[00:49.42]But I'm not going to give it to you unless you promise me to go outside right now

[00:51.51]and practice throwing it for 20 minutes, okay? You promise?

[00:57.60]Yeah, yeah, yeah! Get out of here. Go.

[00:58.93]Who's open? Go out!

[01:00.23]Deeper! Deeper!

[01:02.52]Touchdown!

[01:05.31]Oh, my god. Oh.

[01:11.11]Oh, you got to be kidding. I'm exhausted.

[01:14.32]I look terrible. I'm covered in peaches.

[01:16.70]That's all right, baby. I got to have you.

[01:20.00]Well, is it okay if I just lie here?

[01:22.21]Absolutely.

[01:27.34]I love you.

[01:28.63]And I love you more.

[01:32.72]Oh, wait, I got to tell you, I was having trouble with swelling,

[01:34.64]so the doctor took me off the pill, so you're just going to have to put on a condom.

[01:37.80]Condom? What's the big deal? Let's risk it.

[01:42.02]- Let's risk it? - Yeah.