《绝望的主妇》精讲216（在线收听）

Online dating sucks.

在线约会糟透了

It's full of guys who photoshop hair on their heads and crop out their man boobs.

全都是用PS给自己加上头发，露出胸肌的人

You want to meet men? I'm taking you to a bar.

你想找男人? 我带你去个酒吧

A bar? Oh, I don't know.

酒吧? 哦，不是吧

It's been 25 years since I tried to pick up a guy.

离我上次去找男人已经有25年了

Well, with me as your wingwoman, you can have any man you want.

哦，有我当做你的天使，你想要什么样的男人都有

Friday okay?

周五行吗?

I thought you had a date with Ben.

我还以为你和Ben有约会呢

Mm. He canceled. Again.

嗯，他取消了，又一次

Some stupid real estate development for the poor.

又是给穷人设计的愚蠢房地产开发项目

Bastard.

杂种

Well, his loss.

哦，他亏大了

If he doesn't appreciate what he's got, I will find someone who does.

如果他不懂得珍惜他拥有的，我就去找个懂得的

Oh, and lay off the ice cream.

哦，放下冰激凌

There's no photoshop in real life.

现实生活中可没有PS