趣味英语第35期:杀死僵尸的最好方法是什么（在线收听）

HoneyBunny225 asks...

HoneyBunny225问道：

"How do I make my family proud?" Aw!

“我怎么能让我的家人以我为荣？”哦！

Be nice to your in-laws no matter how annoying they can be.

对你的公婆好些，无论他们有多烦人。

Get married. Have kids. Buy a car. A new car always impresses people.

结婚生子。买车。新车总是能令人印象深刻。

Try to like, help around. Do the dishes and stuff.

帮忙干活。比如洗碗之类的。

Help out around the house. You know, maybe help your parents out by making dinner.

帮忙做家务。可以帮父母做晚饭。

Get good grades. Do well in a sport.

取得好成绩。在运动上表现出色。

Getting awards from school, doing really good in your education.

在学校获奖，在学习上好好表现。

Go to college. Get your bachelor's degree.

上大学。获得学士学位。

Graduate from university or something. That's one way to make them proud.

从大学毕业。这是可以让家人自豪的其中一个方法。

Be a good kid, you know? Don't do drugs, alcohol. Don't do anything stupid that will get you in trouble.

做个乖孩子。不要吸毒，不要碰酒。不要做会让自己卷入麻烦的愚蠢事。

As a parent, I am proud of my daughter no matter what she does.

做为家长，无论我女儿做什么，我都以她为荣。

If you are yourself and try to achieve your goals, they'll be proud.

如果你做你自己，努力实现自己的目标，那他们就会为你感到骄傲。

Be yourself. Don't stress about it. That's like, so annoying. Just be yourself, and your family's gonna be proud of you no matter what.

做自己。不要有太多压力。不要感到烦人。做你自己就好，无论如何你的家人都会为你自豪的。

Well, you already have by being born. There's no real way to make your family proud, because they're always gonna be proud of you no matter what you do.

你生下来就已经令他们感到骄傲了。没有什么实际的方法能让家人以你为荣，因为无论你做什么，他们一直都以你为荣。

Stop trying to make your family proud. There's only one person that will be in your life from the beginning to the end, and that's you. You're the only person that you need to make proud.

不要再试图让家人以你为荣了。你的人生中从头到尾都只有一个人，那就是你自己。你是唯一一个应该令自己自豪的人。

Skyline34 asks...

Skyline34问道：

"What is the best way to kill a zombie, and why?"

“杀死僵尸的最好方法是什么？为什么？”

You've been watching too many movies, child. And there are no zombies.

孩子，你一定是看太多电影了。僵尸并不存在。

The best way to kill a zombie is to turn off the video game or movie that you're watching, because that's the only place zombies exist.

杀死僵尸的最好方法是关掉电子游戏或你正在看的电影，因为只有在那里才存在僵尸。

Silver arrows are for Dracula, I think. Zombie, I'm not sure.

我知道银箭可以对付德古拉。不过我不知道怎么能杀死僵尸。

Play a zombie-killing game.

玩杀死僵尸的游戏。

Dead Rising 2 helping me here. You can put a mask on them, and then you put like, fireworks in the mask, and then it blows up. And it's like, pretty at the same time.

《丧尸围城2》可以帮忙。你可以给僵尸戴上面具，然后在面具里放入烟花，然后烟花就会爆炸。在杀死它的同时还能欣赏美丽的烟花。

What you need is a tactical weapon. 12-gauge shotgun with a bunch of knives and chainsaws in the front. If they get too close, you turn on the chainsaw and just stab 'em.

你需要战术武器。一把12口径的手枪再加几把电锯刀。如果僵尸离你很近，你就打开电锯，刺向他们。

Find a pool. Fill it with a whole bunch of sulfuric acid. Lure the zombies into the pool, and then they'll all dissolve.

找个泳池。在泳池里注满硫酸。把僵尸引诱到泳池里，然后他们就会溶化了。

We all know the best way to kill a zombie is through the brain.

我们都知道杀死僵尸最好的方法就是穿透他的大脑。

Aim for the brain! Why? 'Cause that's the only way to kill them! You can't do it any other way. Or you could do Walking Dead style, and you could chop off arms, jaw so they can't like, bite you or scratch you, and then you'll blend in with them, and you can live the rest of your life.

瞄准他的大脑！为什么？因为这是唯一可以杀死僵尸的方法！其他任何方法都不能杀死他们。或者你可以像《行尸走肉》里演的那样，砍掉僵尸的胳膊和下巴，这样他们就不能咬你或抓你了，你就可以融入他们，度过你的余生了。

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我们喜欢回答大家的问题，继续提问吧。

Bye! Thanks for all your questions, guys.

再见！谢谢你们的问题。

See ya! I'm gonna go kill some zombies.

再见！我要去杀僵尸啦。