Before and After You fall in love(在线收听



BEFORE - You take my breath away
AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating(窒息)

BEFORE - Twice a night
AFTER - Twice a month

BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
AFTER - She called me a controlling, manipulative(操纵的) egomaniac(极端自我)

BEFORE - Don't stop
AFTER - Don't start

BEFORE - Is that all you're having?
AFTER - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey

BEFORE - It's like I'm living in a dream
AFTER - It's like he lives in a dorm(宿舍)

BEFORE - We agree on everything
AFTER - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

BEFORE - I love a woman with curves(皱摺)
AFTER - I never said you were fat

BEFORE - Time stood still
AFTER - This relationship is going nowhere

BEFORE - I can hardly believe we found each other
AFTER - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you

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