(爆笑)同音的英语(在线收听

需要指出的是,胡(hu)和谁(who)同音,是的长官(yes sir)和阿拉法特的名字亚瑟尔(Yassi r)同音,咖啡(coffee)和安南的名字科菲(kofi)同音,赖斯和大米是一个词Rice. Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. 胡锦涛被任命为中共总书记 SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice. (场景) 椭圆形办公室, 乔治布什 和国家安全顾问康多里扎赖斯 George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 布什: 康迪(赖斯)! 很高兴见到你,发生什么事情了? Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China. 赖斯:长官,我来向你汇报中国的新领导人 George: Great. Let's hear it. 布什: 好极了,我们一起来听听! Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 赖斯:胡(谁)是中国的新领导人 George: That's what I want to know. 布什:这就是我要知道的 Condi: That's what I'm telling you. 赖斯:这就是我要告诉你的 George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 布什:这就是我要问你的,谁(胡)是中国的新领导人? Condi: Yes. 赖斯:是的 George: I mean the fellow's name. 布什:我是说那个人的名字 Condi: Hu. 赖斯:胡(谁) George: The guy in China. 布什: 那个在中国的人 Condi: Hu. 赖斯:胡(谁) George: The new leader of China. 布什:中国的新领导人! Condi: Hu. 赖斯:胡(谁) George: The Chinese! 布什:那个中国人! Condi: Hu is leading China. 赖斯:胡(谁)领导中国 George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 布什:啊?现在是你问我了? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 赖斯: 我在告诉你, 胡(谁)在领导中国 George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 布什:我在问你,谁(胡)在领导中国? Condi: That's the man's name. 赖斯:就是那人的名字 George: That's whose name? 布什:就是谁(胡)的名字? Condi: Yes. 赖斯:是的 George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 布什:你到底愿不愿意告诉我谁(胡)是中国的领导人? Condi: Yes sir. 赖斯:是的,长官(亚瑟尔) George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 布什:亚瑟尔?你是说阿拉法特在中国?我以为他在中东呢 Condi: That's correct. 赖斯:没错 George: Then who is in China? 布什:那么谁(胡)在中国? Condi: Yes, sir. 赖斯:是的长官(亚瑟尔) George: Yassir is in China? 布什:亚瑟尔在中国?? Condi: No, sir. 赖斯:不,长官 George: Then who is? 布什:那么谁(胡)在? Condi: Yes, sir. 赖斯:是的长官(亚瑟尔) George: Yassir? 布什:亚瑟尔? Condi: No, sir 赖斯:不,长官. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get m e the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows. 布什:听着,赖斯.我要知道中国新领导人的名字,给我接联合国秘书长.我觉得他会知 道 Condi: Kofi? 赖斯:科费(咖啡)? George: No, thanks. 布什:不,谢谢 Condi: You want Kofi? 赖斯:你要科费(咖啡)? George: No. 布什:不!! Condi: You don't want Kofi. 赖斯:那么你不要科费(咖啡) George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 布什:不,但是既然你提到它,我要杯牛奶就可以了,然后给我接联合国 Condi: Yes, sir. 赖斯:是的长官(亚瑟尔) George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 布什:不是亚瑟尔!是联合国的头! Condi: Kofi? 赖斯:科费(咖啡)? George: No, milk! Will you please make the call? 布什:不,牛奶!你给我接通电话好不? Condi: Call who? 赖斯:给谁打? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? 布什:谁(胡)是联合国的头? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. 赖斯:胡(谁)是中国的头 George: Will you stay out of China?! 布什:你能不能不提中国了?! Condi: Yes, sir. 赖斯:是的长官(亚瑟尔) George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N! 布什:也别提中东了!给我接通联合国的头就好了! Condi: Kofi? 赖斯:科费(咖啡)? George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone. 布什:好啦好啦!那就少加点糖吧!给我接电话 (Condi picks up the phone.) (赖斯拿起电话) Condi: Rice here 赖斯:赖斯在这(这有米饭) George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. 布什:米饭?好主意,在来点鸡蛋吧
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