Unit 10 ShoppingCompetition(E)
The owner of a clothing shop was upsetwhen a new clothing shop opened up next doorand put up a huge sign,which read"Best Deals"He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his rightand annouced its arrival with an even larger sign,reading"Lowest Prices."The shopkeeper panicked,until he got an ideaHe put the biggest sign of all in front of his own shop.
It read "Main Entrance."In a Supermarket(1)(M)David is in a supermarket,and he is a naughty boyHe sets all the alarm clocks on the shelf to go off every five minutesHe makes a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the restroomsHe also moves a"Caution,Wet Floor"sign to a carpeted areaHe then sets up a tent in the camping departmentand tells other shoppers to bring pillows from the bedding departmentWhen a clerk asks if he can help himDavid begins to cry and ask"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"In a Supermarket(2)(M)David looks right into the security camera in the supermarketand uses it as a mirror while he is picking his teethHe walks around the store suspiciouslywhile loudly humming the theme from a "007"movieHe hides in a clothing rack,and when browse through,he says,"Pick me!Pick me!"When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,he screams"No!No!It's those voices again!"Finally,he goes into a fitting room and yells loudly,"Hey!We're out of toilet paper in here!" |