Travel by Air(E)
Susan was going to travel by planeShe took a taxi to the airport,but they were held up in heavy traffic on the wayBy the time they got to the airport,the plane had already taken offSusan felt very bad because she missed her flightShe was going to take a later flightand she had to wait for it in the lounge for three hours!
After Susan checked in,she went through the security checkShe handed over her bags,and the securty guard began searching through themEverything was O.K.
Finally,Susan boarded the plane,ready for take-ofThe Traffic Stop(M)Gindy is going down the road,and she gets pulled over by a highway patrolmanWhen he gets up to the car,he tells Cindy that she was speedingCindy is not surprised,because she is always speeding.
While the highway patrolman is standiong there,he sees that Cindy has six huge knives in the back seatHe asks her what they are for,and Cindy tells him that they are for her actand she is a jugglerThe patrolman does not believe her,and tells her to prove itSo Cindy gets out of the car,and starts to juggle with the knivesAt the same time,two men are driving by and witness the two on the side of the roadOne of the men looks at the other man and says,"Man,I am glad I quit drinking.
Those drunk driving tests these days are hell!" |