白领英语晨读-128 The Problem with Guys　男人的问题（在线收听）

        The problem with GUYS:

　　If you treat them nicely,he says you are in love with him;

　　If you don't,he says you are pround.

　　If you dress nicely,he says you are trying to lure him;

　　If you don't ,he says you are from Kampunc.

　　If you argue with him,he says you are stubborn;

　　If you keep silent,he says you have no brains.

　　If you are smater than him,he will lose face;

　　If he is smarter than you ,he is great,but you are foll.

　　If you don't love him,he tries to possess you;

　　If you love him,he will try to leave you.

　　If you tell him your problem,he says you are troublesome;

　　If don't ,he says that you don''t trust him.
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