A: Why am I being arrested?
B: You have a warrant out for your arrest.
A: I don't have a warrant.
B: My computer shows that you have a bench warrant.
A: I don't know what a bench warrant is.
B: You apparently missed a court appearance.
A: I was never told to go to court.
B: There's nothing I can do about that.
A: This isn't fair.
B: That's life.
A: What about my rights?
B: Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
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