英文手机闹钟铃声：被一只山羊的歌声叫醒 Benjy Gaither - Be Prepared

一大早被一只山羊的歌声叫醒是种什么心情……Benjy Gaither - Be Prepared

    Be prepared
    thirty-seven years ago 三十七年前
    a witch done put a spell on me 一个巫婆给我施了咒语
    a spell where when I'm talking 这咒语让我想说话时
    i'm singing it with glee 只能欢快的歌唱
    but when you're always singing 当你总是唱不停
    you've got to live alone 就只能孤单的生活
    that's why i made 所以我才把
    this mountain shack my home 这山中小屋当成家
    when you're on the mountain 当你在山上的时候
    you got no guarantees 你没有任何保证
    That life will turn up roses 生活会开鲜花
    or turn out as you please 或心想事成
    when you're on the mountain 当你在山上的时候
    there's lots to be a-feared 处处都是危险
    that's why this here 这就是我
    old mountain goat's prepared 这只老山羊为什么准备好
    be prepared 准备好
    be prepared 准备好
    This lesson must be shared 这经验大家一定要分享
    This lesson must be shared 这经验大家一定要分享
    be prepared 准备好
    be prepared 准备好
    be prepared 要准备好
    and unless you've got a spare 除非你早已留一手
    you've got one life so handle it with care 只有一次生命你要好好对待它呀
    ~~生姜爱小五~~
    i got horns that open bottles 我有一双羊角可以用来开瓶盖
    i got horns that hold my keys 我有一双羊角可以用来挂钥匙
    i got horns that when you turn'em right 我有一双羊角,当你把它们向右转的时候
    they help me watch tv 它们可以帮你看电视
    i got horns that open pickle jars 我还有一又羊角可以用来开泡菜罐
    and horns that come with hair 还有带假发的角
    i got horns that hold my other horns 我还有角来挂其他角
    i always come prepared 我时刻准备着
    be prepared 准备好
    be prepared 准备好
    this lesson must be shared 这经验大家一定要分享
    this lesson must be shared 这经验大家一定要分享
    be prepared 准备好
    be prepared 准备好
    be prepared 要准备好
    and unless you've got a spare 除非你早已留一手
    you've got one life so handle it with care 只有一次生命你要好好对待它呀
    ~~小五爱生姜~~
    an avalanche is coming 哦一场雪崩正来临
    and i do not feel prepared 这我可没准备好
    it's rumbling like a mountain lion 这声音就像一头山地狮
    i must say that i'm scared 现在我好害怕
    and if not for the witch's spell 要不是因为咒语的魔力
    you'd hear just how i scream 你将听到我是如何尖叫的
    but since I'm only singing 但是到现在为止我还只能唱着
    i'll just yodel till we're creamed 我会一直的唱直到我们被压扁
    -End-