Wife's Begging 妻子的祈求 Two men were talking at the break-room. 两位男士正在休息室淡论着。 One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife. 一位对另一位说起他与妻子的一场争斗。 In the end he said...
A Woman's Answer 女人的回答 A husband said to his wife, 一位丈夫对妻子说： Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish? 为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢？ Well, his wife answered at once. 噢，他的...
Do You Know Who I Am? 你知道我是谁吗? It was the final examination for a Biology course at a university. 这是一所大学的生物课期末考试。 It was designed to weed out some students. 考试旨在淘汰部分学生。 The examination...
May We Have Our Teacher Back? 能让我们老师回去吗? While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. 在访问一听乡村学校时，教育委...
God is Watching 上帝在看着 The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. 学生们在食堂排队吃午餐。 At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. 在桌子的一头有一大堆苹果。 The nun made a note, and posted o...
Dialogues Between a Teacher and a Pupil 老师与学生之间的对话 1.This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother's. 这篇有关狗的文章和你哥哥的一字不差。 Yes, sir, it is the same dog. 是的，先生，这是...
God is Missing 上帝失踪了 There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. 有两兄弟总是搞恶作剧。 If somebody had been locked up in his house, 如果有人被锁在自己的房子里， or if somebody's dog had been painte...
Kid's Perspective 孩子的视角 On the way home from the first day of school, 在上学第一天回家的路上， the father asked his son, What did you do at school today? 父亲问儿子，你今天在学校做了什么？ The little boy shrugge...
Where It Should Be Plugged 插在何处 A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. 一位母亲十分擅长利用每一个机会教育孩子。她的儿子中有3岁。 One day, she took a plug and s...
The Thinker 《思想者》 Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled The Thinker. 两个男孩正在欣赏罗丹的著名雕塑《思想者》。 What do you suppose he's thinking about?asked one. 你猜他在想什么其中一个问道...
