And You Think You've Got Problems? 你认为你有问题吗? Boy, have I got problems! the man said to the psychiatrist. 乖乖，我真的有毛病了!一位老兄对精神病医生说道。 Go ahead and tell me about them 继续说，告诉我你的问...
All's Well That Ends Well 结局好的就是好 Three rather deaf friends met on a street corner. 三个重听很严重的朋友在街角碰面。 Windy today, isn't it? said the first. 今天风好大，不是吗?第一个说。 No, it's Thursday, s...
Thanks a Lot Sarge 多谢了，班长 The sergeant had just completed the morning inspection of the troops. 一位班长刚完成部队晨间检查。 Before I dismiss you, there's just one announcement. Private Kowalski, your mother is dead. Dismiss...
Talk about Luck 好运跟着保险来 For the last time, I don't want any insurance ! said the harassed householder to the salesman 这是最后一次了，我不要买任何保险!被骚扰的房主对推销员说道。 Just a moment, sir. Please co...
A Special Guest 特别来宾 A lawyer finds himself at the Pearly Gates at the same time as the pope. 一位律师发现他和某教宗一起到达天堂的珍珠门， Both men are allowed to enter heaven, 两个人都被允许进入天堂。 and th...
Unit 6 Is This What They Mean by Second Childhood? 第六课 老年是人生的第二个童年期吗? An old man sees a little boy sitting on a curb, crying. 一位老人看见一个小男孩坐在路旁号啕大哭。 What's the matter, little boy?...
True Dedication! 好投入啊! Mrs. Fortesque was getting more and more worried. 福特斯克太太越来越担心。 Her husband had left for a round of golf early in the morning and by mid-afternoon he still wasn't home. 因为她先生一早出去打...
City Suckers 城里来的傻瓜 Two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely lost. 两个城市里的老兄在一条乡间小道上开车迷了路， Pulling over next to an old farmer, they asked him if he knew the way back to th...
A Precocious Child 一个早熟的小孩 When the door-to-door salesman rang the doorbell of the suburban home, 当挨家挨户兜售东西的推销员按了一幢郊区房子的门铃后， he was taken a back when a 10-year-old boy opened the door...
A Remarkable Talent 一位了不起的天才 Did you know I could tell time by the piano? asked one friend of another. 你相信我可以由钢琴知道现在几点钟吗?一位老兄向他的朋友问道。 You're kidding, replied his companion dubi...
