No Fooling! 不要瞎混! Please be gentle with me, darling, said the bride on her wedding night, I'm a virgin. 请对我温柔一些，亲爱的!新婚之夜新娘对新郎说道。我是个处女。 You're a virgin? exclaimed her husband with surpr...
NO Sweat! 不费吹灰之力 There were four passengers in the small aircraft as it sputtered over the Andes: 一架正飞越安第斯山脉的小飞机上坐着四名乘客： a businessman, an inventor, a priest and a laid -back budget traveller. 一...
Wow!That's a Big One! 哇!那个真是大得吓人 One day a tourist walked into a Texas tavern and ordered a shot of whiskey. 某一天一位观光客走进一家德州酒店点了一杯威士忌。 The bartender put a big tumbler full of whiskey in...
A Lesson in Philosophy 哲学课一则 Why worry? 何必忧虑呢? Really, you have only two things to worry about-either you are sick or you are well. 真的，你只有两件事要担心，你不是会生病就是身体健康。 If you are well, yo...
Aren't Kidss Wonderful ? 小孩子实在了不起! Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little Ronny. 妈妈和小强尼、小罗尼一起搭乘火车。 Little Johnny was full of questions as usual: What's an emergency brake, Mommy? 小强尼...
Learning to Share 学习共同分享 Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, 强尼把一块派一分为二， kept the bigger piece for himself and gave the smaller piece to his sister. 把大的留给自己，小的给他妹妹。 Hey, said...
Don't Get Caught 不要被逮着了! Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd had any luck. 在森林保护区内，有个人走向一位正在钓鱼的老兄并问他有没有收获。 No,nothing today,b...
Could You Hurry It up a little? 你能不能快一点? A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic when the husband found an ancient receipt. 一对夫妇正在清理阁楼，这时先生发现一张过期很久的旧收据。 Hey, Nancy, look at...
Sounds Fair 听起来还算公平 A woman was reporting event reporting to her husband about the events of the day. 一位女士正滔滔不绝地向她先生诉说当天发生的事。 Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric company. 哦，另外我...
Now That Hurts 我的牙齿好痛喔! The world's cheapest man finally went to the dentist to have his teeth fixed, 一个非常吝啬的守财奴终于去牙科看牙齿。 Well, sir, said the dentist, 先生，牙医说道， I'm afraid you've wait...
