A snail A snail crossing the road was run over by a turtle. Later at the hospital he regained consciousness and was asked what happened. It happened so fast I cant remember, the snail replied. Notes: 1. A snail crossing the road was run over by a tur...
the thirteenth floor There were two very stupid robbers. They were robbing an office building. They heard police sirens and got nervous. The first one said, Let's jump down to the street. The second one said,But we're on the thirteenth floor! The fir...
A drunk man A man went to a bar, got really drunk and then walked home. The man fell down after every two steps he took. He continued walking and falling all the way to his house. The next morning his wife said, I know you were drinking last night. H...
the nearest land There was an Olympic swimming champion on the Titanic. He was very confident he could survive. He asked the captain, How far away is the nearest land? The captain replied,About one mile. The man got excited and asked, In which direct...
a female pharmacist A man asked a female pharmacist，Do you have Viagra? Yes， she answered. Does it work? he asked. Yes, she answered. Can I get it over the counter? he asked. You can if you take two at a time， she answered. Notes: 1. A man aske...
the last doughnut Do you know which two people at a nudist colony are the most popular? The first one is the guy who can carry a glass of cola in each hand and a dozen doughnuts. The second one is the girl who can eat the last doughnut. Notes: 1. Do...
rubber Guess what the penis said to the rubber. The answer is Cover me. I'm going in. Notes: 1. Guess what the penis said to the rubber. 猜猜小弟弟会跟安全套说什么。 penis的口语别称有dick, peter, tool,所以在美国的年轻一辈...
God's joke Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? He gave them a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to run one at a time. Notes: 1. Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? 你知道上帝对所...
eating grass A man and a woman start to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes, the man gets up and says, Damn, I wish I had a flashlight! The woman says, Me，too. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes! Notes: 1. After...
biology class This happened in a university biology class. The professor was explaining that sperm has a high concentration of dextrose. One freshman girl who looked puzzled asked, Then why doesn't it taste sweet? Notes: 1. This happened in a univers...
