CHARLIE: Beer! Where is the beer! HUGH: Don't be such a beer hog, Charlie. Why don't we play some frisbee first? CHARLIE: Frisbee? Without beer? Are you kidding? I won't be able to catch it. I won't b...
SHARON: There's something I'd like to talk about with you. KELLY: Yes? SHARON: You know my two boys always love to visit your son Nick. KELLY: Yes, they're great kids. I enjoy having them here. SHARON...
JUDY: Well, honey, how did you like it? SCOTT: Do you want me to be honest? JUDY: Of course. SCOTT: I was bored to death. What a ridiculous art form! I never want to do that again. JUDY: Huh, how can...
ANDREW: Your older brother is a little strange, I think. DAN: Steve? You think he's strange? Why? ANDREW: He wanted me to come over and watch "Star Trek" with him. DAN: Oh, that. He's a Trekkie. You s...
SHELLY: I wanted to talk to you a little before you leave. About our lesson. DAVE: How did it go? SHELLY: I think you will be a strong swimmer. But I want you to remember some tips. DAVE: Well, you to...
CONRAD: I can't believe I'm actually going to do this. RICK: You'll have a good time. Duck season is one of my favorite times of the year. CONRAD: But like I said, in Taiwan it is strictly illegal to...
CAROL: My husband and I have just moved to town. LISA: Oh! Well welcome to Dull Springs. CAROL: Thank you. LISA: Are you thinking about becoming a member? CAROL: A member? LISA: Yes, a member of our s...
STEVEN: We should take our coworkers out to celebrate this weekend. ALBERT: Yes, the project was a big success. Now that it's finished, I think we should have a party. STEVEN: But I'm not sure what to...
JASON: It's too hot. I'm not sure I can walk any more. CHRIS: Oh, c'mon. You're not so old. I want to go to Monkey Island and look at the monkeys. JASON: What? They have a monkey island here? Really?...
SUE: I'm kind of nervous about this. JOHN: Why? SUE: What if I go off a cliff? JOHN: Don't worry about that. It's impossible. All the ski runs are carefully marked. And if there is something that migh...
