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  • 英文幽默笑话:手锯的用处

    At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse. Let's try it. my wife suggested. Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw, I followed her inside. Sca...

  • 英文幽默笑话:大五个月

    Five Months Older The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18. But John's brothe...

  • 英文幽默笑话:诗人的名字

    The Name of a Poet Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today. It works like this, she said.Suppose you wanted tore member the name of a poetRobert Burns,for instance.She told us to thi...

  • 英文幽默笑话:相同的职责

    The Same Duties A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the arm...

  • 英文幽默笑话:埋在花园里的枪

    Guns Buried in the Garden An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden. He wrote to his son about it, a...

  • 英文幽默笑话:从未来访

    A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. I didn't? the doctor says. Then what are you doing out of...

  • 英文幽默笑话:节食族

    Mom was very proud that she'd lost ten pounds. On the way to the store with my husband and me she talked of little else. We dropped her off in the lingerie department, but when we returned, we couldn't find her. Thinking she might be in the fitting r...

  • 英文幽默笑话:老虎来了

    When a Tiger comes Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look...

  • 英文幽默笑话:父亲在哪儿?

    Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are! Yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?...

  • 幽默笑话:视力训练

    Visual Training The squad were having visual training. One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field.The party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatinglyt...

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