Raccoons Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing one of the animals called to ask whether raccoons mated for life. He...
A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer.No,maam, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look asif we'll be getting soon. Horrified,the manager came runningover to the customer and said,Of course, we'll have somesoon, W...
Class and Ass Professor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door:Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today. A student,after reading the notice,rubbed out thec. Later Professor Laurie came along,and entering into the spirit of...
I Could Do It Slower Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars. Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work? Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like. 我可以干得慢一些 病人:拔一颗牙收费多...
Paddy There was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own,on which he bestowed the name of Paddy,and loved mightily.He was very saddened by the fact that he could not take his pet away with him on his holidays,which he...
前台小姐:hello.你好 老外:hi.嗨 前台小姐:you have what thing?你有什么事? 老外:can you speak english?你能讲英语吗? 前台小姐:if i not speak english, i am speaking what? 如果我讲的不是英语,那是...
There was a wife who told her husband, Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring. The husband put down his newspaper and said, Fine! Tonight go back to sleep and wear them. 妻子告诉丈夫说:昨天晚上我梦见你给我买...
Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. As long as you're asleep, it read, you have a job. But as...
Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man. After the servant gave the note to the rich man...
King Guaire walked amid his court The palaceyard and riverside And there to three old beggars said, You that have wandered far and wide Can ravel out what's in my head. Do men who least desire get most, Or get the most who most desire? A begg...