ALLEN: Oh, my God! I've been cheated! SARAH: What? What did you buy? ALLEN: It's a brick! I can't believe how stupid I was. Damn it! SARAH: What is it? Why did you buy a brick? ALLEN: There was a guy on the sidewalk. He had three new boxes, Panasoni...
TOM: What are we going to do? I can't get the car out of this ditch. I'm stuck! SUE: I'm worried, Tom. I haven't seen any other cars for almost an hour. TOM: I know. This is terrible. What can we do? This snow doesn't stop falling! SUE: I told you w...
STEVE: Ah! No! Damn it! DEREK: It's a blackout. Now I can't see Seinfeld. STEVE: So what? I just lost one hour's worth of work. DEREK: Really? How could you do that? Don't you save every couple minutes? STEVE: No, I didn't save this time. Damn it! A...
KELLY: Hello. Is this Ann? ANN: Yes, it is. Kelly? KELLY: Yes, it's me. ANN: Do you have a cold? KELLY: No. Worse than that. I have a flu. I'm in bed with a fever. ANN: Oh, no! What about your presentation today? KELLY: I'd like to do it, of course....
SALLY: Listen, Karen, I need your help. I don't know anyone here yet. KAREN: I'm glad to help you. What's wrong? SALLY: My mother-in-law just went into the hospital in L.A. Hank and I will be flying there tonight. KAREN: I'm sorry to hear it. What's...
ELIZA: There is a tornado warning on. My mother just told me she heard it on the radio. LEE: What is a tornado warning? ELIZA: It means that a tornado has been seen somewhere in the area. LEE: Really? In New Berlin? ELIZA: No. Not necessarily in tow...
DORIS: You're late. LEO: I know I'm late. I'm sorry. I tried to call you to tell you, but your phone seems to be disconnected. DORIS: My phone? LEO: Yes. An automatic message says your phone is not in service. DORIS: Really? I had no idea. Let me ch...
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