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Maggie: The senator offered me a job! Jason: What? Maggie: Executive director of Media Relations. Maggie: We are thinking about moving to a wonderful place called Washington DC. Chrissy: The murder capital of the USA? Ben: You guys can go on ahead to...
Jason: You've had that silly grin on your face ever since we left the airport. Come on, when do I get to hear the news? Maggie: What makes you think I've got news? Jason: Oh, I know that look Maggie. Either, you've got some good news or you just saw...
Ben: Looking sharp dad. Jason: Well I have no choice. See your mother, a women in the high maintenance category, requires a top drawer evening. Ben: F.Y.I. dad, its popcorn-shrimp night at the sizzler. Jason: Well thanks but unfortunately three month...
Jason: Good morning. Maggie: Morning, Jason. I just got my first fan letter from my column. Jason: Good. That's wonderful. What's it say? Maggie: Dear Miss Malone, I've never really given much thought to kitty litter, but your recent article opened m...
Mike: Now, Luke, I'm telling you, the graphics on chainsaw duel are amazing. Okay, now, to attack you press that button. Luke: Oh, I just crosscut your leg off! Luke and Mike: Ohh! Eww! Jason: Bills, bills, swimsuit edition of Psychology Today. And h...
Jason: I hate psychiatric conventions, Maggie. Bad food, boring speeches, three days of hell. Come with me; we'll have a blast. Maggie: As madcap as you make it sound, I can't. Jason: Mmmmm Maggie: Oh, honey, you're just upset because the program com...
Public Announcement: Attention people; those interested in testifying at Nurse Downer's parole hearing should report to the office. Have a nice day. Luke: All right, there she is. The time to strike is now. Ben: Nothing weird hanging out of my nose?...
