Jason: Mike! Mike! Mike! If you're in there, things'll go easier on you, if you come out now! But not much! You know, I stupidly assumed that it would be impossible for you to get in trouble, with your high school principle two years after you gradu...
Ken: So, what we have is a stock, which should yield significant profits, Dr. Seaver. Jason: Please, call me Jason. Ken: But, I also have to tell you that all stocks can go down, Jason. Grandma: Son, Ken handles all of our investments; we swear by h...
Jason: Make breakfast, make coffee, wake up! Better wake up first. Oh. I made breakfast? Did I make coffee? I did. Wonder what else I've done this morning? Mike: Hey! Good morning, Dad. Jason: Hey, Mike, you're up. Mike: Yeah. Jason: I've over-slept...
Carol: Is that the mail man? Was that the mail man leaving? Mike: What! Not even a hello, for your dear sweet brother? Carol: Hello! Was that the mail man leaving? Mike: Carol, your lack in sincerity wounds me. Carol: Mike, where's the stinking mail...
Maggie: Oh Jason, don't you have a tissue? For me. Mike: I thought you guys said that Julie and I were rushing into this. Julie: Where'd you get an idea like that? Priest: Dearly beloved... Mike: I do. Priest: ...we are gathered together today, to w...
Mike: I got something I'd like to say. Grandma: Go ahead Mike. Mike: First I'd like to thank Mom and Dad and...and Grandma Erma and Grandpa Wally, for showing us all how great love and marriage really can be. And, I've also got kind of a surprise fo...
(Previously on growing pains) Jason: Yes it seems that your grandmother and, uh, Wally: Wally. Jason: Wally, have set a wedding date. Grandma: On a cruise to the Caribbean. Mike: Not a bad commute. Ben: Mike, listen to this. Grandma: Whats this? Jas...
Julie: Mike, go! Mike: Yep yep yep. Time to go alright. Julie: Mike, Im Chrissy's nanny. I dont want your parents walking in on us making out. Mike: I just wanted to hear you say making out. Julie: Mike! Mike: Alright. Oh and one more thing.. Julie:...
Ben: Citizens run for you lives. The monster lives. Its geekzilla. Hey! Mike: No, its geek spit, geek spit. He Ben, you've been contaminated. Carol: Mike! Mike: And besides Carol, shouldnt you be saving your drool for your date tonight? Jason: Will...
Carol: Wait, I cant hear you. TV: Ok Paul. I understand about the Nazi thing, but why are you guys wearing red platted skirts? Its not a skirt, its a jumper. Carol: Ben, I cant hear a word Sandy's saying. Ben: Shhh. Julie: You guys. I juts put Chris...
