Radio: Three minutes before ten o' clock on a Friday in New York City and we've got you rockin' and rollin'... Ben: I keep forgetting; how old do you have to be to drive in this state again? Jason: Get in side, Ben, now! Maggie: Move it, Mister! Jas...
Mike: Alright. I'm here. We can eat. Maggie: Dinner will be a minute mike. Carol is at the store. Mike: Ah, when it's ready, will it be free? Maggie: Yes. Mike: Then I'll stay. Jason: Hmmm, boy those fish sticks sure, um, smell. Maggie: We are waiti...
Mike: Dad, look, I need a favour, I'm late for my night class and the car won't start. Jason: Ok, here. Take mine. Mike: Great! Jason: And I'm running low on gas. Here's a twenty. Mike: Oh, gee whiz dad. Thanks. Maggie: Jason that was Mike. Jason: I...
Maggie: No. I was very clear with the funeral director. I wanted tape tins at my father's funeral service, not a live organist playing selections from Fiddler on the Roof. No I want a refund and I want it now. Hold on. This better be important. Ben:...
Ed: And my thanks to you my good man. Taxi Driver: That's thirty four even. Ed: I'll be right back. Taxi Driver: Hey, if I knew I was going to have to wait, I wouldn't have turned off the meter. Ed: I know. (In his head) Oh god give me strength. (Al...
(Door bell) Jason: Would somebody get that? I'm working here. Could somebody answer the door? Fine, fine! I make the money, I pay the taxes, I'll answer the door. Life is full. Bernie: You want to get started? Jason: Bernie, what are you doing here?...
Maggie: Good morning everybody. It's the second Saturday of the month and you know what that means. Ben: You're gonna be cranky? Maggie: No. It's chore day. Freeze! Ben: Oh, come on. Carol: But I always have to clean the bathrooms, it's not fair. Ma...
Mike: Hey stop tickling me. I'm serious. Wo, wo, wo. Thank you for a lovely evening. Jill: Oh, it's over? Mike: Yeah. We can't do anything else. You ran out of money. Hey listen. I want to thank you for letting me drive your new car Joan. Jill: Jill...
TV: Channel nineteen, Long Island News... Maggie: Five more minutes, Chrissy, then bed time. Chrissy: Oh, great! For the first time I'm drawing inside the lines, I've got to go to bed. Ben: Chrissy, a tip; Mom's a sucker for cute. Trust me, it never...
Jason: Well I loved it, and I generally don't like musicals, right Maggie? Maggie: Oh you loved La Cage au Folles. Jason: Yeah, but that wasn't for the music; I like men in dresses. Maggie: Jason! Carol: Don't anybody look, but that cute waiter has...
