Ben: Can you believe it? I bagged an A-minus on the test. How'd you do? Luke: No big deal. Ben: A-plus? Luke: Made some lucky guesses. Ben: In algebra? Luke: It's not like math is an exact science. Luke: Okay, I'll get a B next time. Ben: That's Sash...
Mike: Ha! That's what they make you wear at Captain Sub? Luke: No, I just like to dress like Popeye. Mike: Look, when you get a new job, you do have to deal with difficult people. Luke: You mean like the customers? Mike: No, like your family. Maggie:...
Abe: Hey, the seniors guys day out was one great idea. Ben: Yeah, it was four guys, out on the town. Mike: Eating anything we want Jason: Walking past discount jewelers without missing a beat Ben: Hey, you guys remember last month, when mom and Carol...
TV: And that's why for our part of the investigation, New York's finest: Pizzerias that is. Kate: Do you believe the garbage they have on local news? Mike: Oh yeah, I know. Who was number two, was it Jessetti or Antonio? TV: Still ahead, Record snows...
Maggie: Hey are you sure you and Mike can't stay for dinner? I'm making a figment: Lettuce! Kate: That's really sweet Mrs Siever but Mike and I have tickets to the Nut Cracker tonight. Maggie: The Ballet? Does Mike know they don't sell peanuts and yo...
Loudspeaker: Ben Seaver get your hollow head in here! Mr. Dewitt: M-i-s-t-e-r Seaver? Do you think that I'm a fool? Ben: Sir, I was just repeating what everyone else was saying. Mr. Dewitt: Oh, don't smart-mouth me. You have requested an application...
Mike: Wow you guys must find this civil ore stuff pretty interesting to stay 5mins late. Mr. Tenneco: I believe I just did an involuntary fandangle. Mike: Yea Mr. Tenneco how can I help you. Mr. Tenneco: Actually I wanted to speak to your father. Mik...
Jason: You ok? Maggie: Oh I'm fine, it's just a house. Jason: Yea, it's just a house that you lived in for the first 18 years of your life, house that you haven' even seen since your dad died. Maggie: Like I said, it's just a house. Oh my God its dad...
Ben: See you later dad, I'm going to the movies with Kenny. Jason: Ben what did I tell you to do the last time you and I had a serious talk Ben: Hmm wait till I'm married. Jason: No!! Rake the leaves. Ben: Oh come on dad, Handy man Bob is guaranteed...
Carol: I can tell without seeing them, the new neighbors are stuck up and pretentious. Maggie: Carol, you can't judge them by their car, lots of people have BMW's. Carol: With a bumper sticker that says 'you couldn't afford my other car either'. Magg...
