I think me and your tub are going steady. 我跟你的浴缸感情已经稳定下来了 Oh you found the jacuzzi button. 哦 你找到按摩钮了 I don't know who found who 我不知道是谁先找到谁 but we're together now. 但是我跟小缸缸坠...
See I told you I can get this skylight open. 都说了我能撬开天窗 Turn on a light! 你倒是开灯呀 Wait till I close the closet door. 等我先把衣柜门关上 Why are the floors so bouncy? 为什么这地板这么有弹性呀 It's called...
One more song before we close. 在打烊前 再来一首 I sing Spice Girls' 就来首辣妹合唱团的 Aww, tell me what you want, 告诉我你想要什么 what you really really want. 你内心深处最强烈的欲望 That boy's more stiff 他歌喉...
It's not that bad. 没那么糟 It's not that bad. It's not that bad. 没那么糟 真没那么糟 No. 没错 For a dentist office in the subway 地铁站里的牙科诊所 it's pretty good. 这家算是不错了 Seriously how are you not running out...
Oh you're back. 你回来啦 We thought you ran away. 我们还以为你逃家了呢 Chestnut and I were just about to pick out 我和栗宝都准备要去收容所 another human from the shelter. 再捡个人回来养了 I had quite a day. 今天倒霉...
Okay. Next person is going to sing Teenage Dream by Katy Perry 好 下一位将演唱凯蒂佩里的《少女梦》 who is pretty now but used to have very horrible acne. 大美女凯蒂以前可是痤疮大丑女呢 This is the third Teenage Dream i...
Evening hot chocolate. 晚上好 巧克力帅哥 Max we got big trouble from little China. 麦克斯 小中国惹大麻烦了 Hi Max. 你好 麦克斯 Big trouble? 大麻烦吗 There's nothing big about him. 瞧他那小样 He looks like I won him in...
Caroline please do not take advantage of me with your horse. 卡洛琳 请你的马别再来占我便宜了 What? 什么 My trash pick up company charged me extra 垃圾清理公司现在跟我多要钱 because my dumpster is full of all your horse d...
I hope you're happy. 这下你开心了吧 I look like a cambodian stripper. 我看起来像柬埔寨的脱衣舞娘 These cost $70.43. 这花了我七十块四毛三 打工姐妹花第一季 She forced me to get tips 她逼我得做假指甲 and the...
Hey dude. 伙计 It's about that time? 是不是时间到啦 Let me get the pooper scooper. 让我先拿上便便铲 All right. Let's do this. 好咧 出征吧 麦克斯街区遛马 Let me ask you something. 我问你件事 How is it that you a horse...
