Come on Chestnut 来吧 栗宝 go poo poo near the hipsters. 去嬉皮旁边拉屎吧 Hey how cool would it be 如果能让小栗 if we could get Chess to go poo on a hipster? 在嬉皮身上拉屎 一定酷爆了 How can all of those people have $75...
It's not that bad in here. 这里也没这么糟嘛 I thought my first trip to a laundromat 我还以为我人生第一次去自助洗衣店 would be a lot more depressing. 会更苦闷凄惨呢 Six years we spent together 共度了六年的时光了...
Service service service 服务 服务 服务 service service serv... 服务 服务 服务 You heard your bro. Service him. 你也听见你兄弟说啥了 服侍他呀 Oh crushed! 哇 攻势凶猛啊 Hey you'd better be careful 你讲话最好小心点...
It's just like that but underwater! 就像这样 不过是在水下 Guys! 伙计们 Sorry we're just closing guys. 抱歉 我们准备打烊了 I'll take them Max. We need the... 我来招呼他们吧 麦克斯 我们得... Uh sit anywhere. 随便坐...
Okay. 好吧 I've divided your bills into three categories... 我把你的账单分成了三类 impossible 偿还无能 next to impossible 偿还困难 and how the hell did that happen? 以及脑子进水了才欠的债 And I've divided my roommate i...
Hello? 您好 Max phone! No! 麦克斯 有电话 别接啊 What are you doing? 你搞毛啊 Never answer the wall phone! 永远别接墙上的电话 What? Why? 什么 为什么 Only two people call the wall... 只有两种人会打这只电话 collec...
Hi it's been 20 minutes. Have you decided? 都想二十分钟了 决定好要点什么了吗 Uh we still need more time 我们还需要点时间考虑 can you come back? Sure. 你能等会再回来吗 当然 And I'm back. 我回来了 Come on guys yo...
Any cougars in the house? 有熟女顾客在店里吗 And in case you don't know cougar 我来普及一下 熟女 means older lady with a large sexual appetite. 是指三十如狼 四十如虎的饥渴女性 Lady past prime with tight clothes 年龄走...
Toro with black truffle. Toro加黑松露 You are about to have a sushi toro gasm. 你将会体验到鲔高潮的快感 Will you calm down? It's just 别这么夸张好吗 不过就... Oh sweet bejesus that's delicious! 我的老天啊 这也太好吃了...
See? I knew what we had in common wouldn't last. 你看 咱俩的共同点不会存在太久 Were you krumping for a second? 你刚还跳了抽筋舞吗 Maybe. Were you tootsie rolling for a second? 好像吧 你刚才也跳了屈膝舞吧 Yes. 不行啊...
