There is nothing Christmas-y about this hallway. 这个走廊一点圣诞气氛都没有 It looks like the place Santa sends promiscuous elves to get the results of their S.T.D. test. 这里像是圣诞老人把滥交的精灵送来拿她们性病检查...
These high-end mixers are a lot of money. 这些高端搅拌器真贵 I thought if we came to a big department store, 我以为如果来家大商店 there'd be a lot of them, and the prices would be better. 不但种类齐全，价格也会合理 We...
I know it's not Burberry like we're used to, 我知道这不是我们以前用的高级货 but I'm telling you, used moving blankets are gonna be in this year. 相信我，搬家包家具的毯子今年将会是时尚尖端 Who's a trendsetter? 创造潮...
My father and I had a very special Thanksgiving tradition every year. 我和我爸每年感恩节都有一个特别的传统 Oh, let me guess. You'd fly someplace like the Bahamas, lay by the pool, 我猜猜，你们飞到巴哈马之类的地方，在...
Oh, you look pretty sharp tonight, Earl. 厄尔，今晚打扮得很犀利嘛 You going somewhere special? 有什么特别的活动吗 Max, I am free black and 75. 麦克斯，我是位七十五岁的黑钻王老五 Who knows what the night will brin...
Max, wake up. It's 3:00. 麦克斯，醒醒，都下午三点了 We forgot to set the alarm. 我们忘记定闹钟了 Oh, I never thought waking up in bed with another woman with... 我真没想到跟另一个女人在床上醒来 frosting on my boob...
We have to go--I kissed Johnny again. 咱们真的得走了，我们又接吻了 What? Max, you said you were going to the bathroom. 什么，麦克斯，你说你要上厕所 I did. And so did he. 是啊，他也去了 It's a unisex bathroom-- empha...
No! Just, uh, not the wine. The wine's mine. 住手，不许拿酒，酒是我的 Just serving cupcakes. 我只供应蛋糕 I've been listening in on Cashandra and her girlfriends' conversations, 我一直在偷听卡珊德拉和她的朋友说话 an...
Yeah, it's this way. 对，往这儿走 I smell patchouli and pretension. 我闻到一股广藿香和自命不凡的味道 Why are you walking so slow? 你干嘛走得小心翼翼 Because I'm carrying our cupcake future, 因为我拿着的是我们的未...
This is where you join in birthday song with your sweet-ass saxophone. 你从这里加入，用你美妙的萨克斯风来吹奏这生日歌 Han, I like you, brother, 憨，我喜欢你，兄弟 but I played with everyone from Marvin Gaye to the gay...
