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  • 英文笑话:班级、情人和蠢驴

    Class, Lass and Ass Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow." A studen...

  • 英文笑话:Business just started 开张大吉

    A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot s...

  • 英文笑话:Interruption 轻率的插话

    A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话 The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining...

  • 英文笑话:他什么都没听到

    He never heard a thing! Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?" "I went...

  • 英文笑话:Parking Expenses 停车费

    A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank woul...

  • 英文笑话:Talking clock 会说话的钟

    While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock,"...

  • 英文笑话:Photo 我老婆的照片

    A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare a...

  • 英文笑话:Poisonous snakes 毒蛇

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  • 英文笑话:Problem with gas放屁的问题

    A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've fa...

  • 英文笑话:Psychiatrist 精神病医生

    Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the s...

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