A Blind Beggar There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money. A drunk man walked by, thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars. After walking a few steps, the drunkard turned around to see the blind man holding t...
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out? 一份报纸组织了一场竞赛,为下面的问题征集最佳答案:如果卢浮宫起了火,而你...
我是最近订婚的。我问我的姨妈简(她跟姨夫鲍勃结婚已三十四年了),她认为他们长久结合的成功关键是什么。她说:我们尽量不吵架,我们相互尊重对方的隐私。。。 这时姨夫鲍勃打断她说:她白天上班,我晚上上班。...
一天,父亲和小儿子一道回家,这孩子正处于那种对什么事都感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:爸爸,醉字是什么意思? 唔,孩子,父亲回答说,你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成四个,那么我就算醉了。 可是,爸爸,孩子说,那儿只有一个警察呀...
Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. Please God, she said, Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy. Her mother interrupted and said, Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy? And Juli...
一对夫妇在公园里散步,发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上,动情地接吻。 你为什么不那么做呢?妻子说。 亲爱的,丈夫回答说,我还不认识那个女子呢!...
垂钓者:你已经盯着看了三个小时了,你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢? 旁观者:我没那耐性。...
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