A: I got ripped off. B: What happened? A: I had a car problem, so I went online. B: Did you find a solution? A: Yes, I did. A site I went to said the y would send me the solution. B: So, whats the problem? A: I sent them $20 using my credit card, but...
A: Theres something wrong with my orange. B: Whats wrong? A: Its not orange! B: Your orange isnt orange? A: No, its dark pink! B: Are you sure? I never heard of such a thing. A: I just peeled it, and Im looking at it right now. B: Let me see. Yes, yo...
A: My girlfriends mom got mad at me at the dinner table. B: Why was that? A: I sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before I tasted it. B: Whats the matter with that? A: Her mom is a great cook. B: So, a little salt and pepper never hurt anything. A...
A: I want to move to New York. B: To the state or the city? A: To the city, of course. B: Why do you want to move there? A: Because I want to make a lot of money. B: There are a lot of poor people in New York. A: There sure areat least a million. B:...
A: I have to hang up. Im so sleepy. B: Its not even 10 oclock. A: Im falling asleep on the phone. B: You got up real early. A: I had to take my friend to the airport. B: Why didnt you take a nap when you got home? A: I didnt get home until 30 minutes...
A: People who live in California are crazy. B: Why is that? A: Because of all the earthquakes and fires. B: But big earthquakes happen only once in a while. A: Once in a while is once too many. B: But youre right. There are a lot of fires. A: A recen...
A: I don't believe the art world. B: What is it this time? A: An Andy Warhol drawing. B: He's a famous artist. A: He drew two butterflies and a flower on a napkin in a restaurant. B: Did he sign it? A: Yes. B: Is it beautiful? A: It's just black ink...
A: I hope I win the lotto. B: Your chances are very small. A: But you cant win if you dont play. B: Ha! You cant win if you do play. A: Someone has to win. B: Thats what everyone says. A: It might as well be me. B: Thats what everyone says. A: Youre...
A: Do you believe everything you hear? B: I don't believe anything I don't see with my own eyes. A: You can't believe what you hear on TV or radio. B: You can't believe what you read in the newspapers. A: Everyone tells you a different story about th...
