Teacher: When was Rome built? Tom: At night. Teacher : Who told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day. 教师：罗马是什么时候建成的？ 汤姆：夜里。 教师：谁跟你这么说的？ 汤姆：是您。您说过罗马不是在一个白天建成的....
Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school? Jimmy: I don't know. Teacher: Correct. 教师：吉米，学生在学校里经常用的三个字是什么？ 吉米：不知道 教师：很对。...
The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that? asked the teacher. No, sir, answered Johnny, but I wonder why he did not swim it four times...
Teacher: A noun is the name of a person or thing. Now, who can give me a noun? First boy: A cow. Teacher: Very good. Another noun? Second boy: Another cow. 教师：名词就是一个人或一种物的名称。现在谁能给我举出一个名词？ 第一个男孩：一头奶牛。 教师：...
Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam. Teacher: What , you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example. Jane: A red-hot poker, madam. 老师：珍妮，什么叫抽象...
Teacher: (to a new boy) What's your name, my little fellow? New boy: Erbert Arris. Teacher: Always say 'sir' please, when you are speaking to master. It's more polite. New boy: (apologetically) Sir Erbert Arris. 老师：（对一位新生说）小同学，你叫什...
The Professor rapped on his desk and shouted: Gentlemen, order! The entire class yelled: Beer! 教授敲打着桌子喊道：诸位，请安静！ 全班大声喊：啤酒！ [注]order 一词可作安静解，也可作点菜，点饮料解。...
The students in the composition class were assigned the task of writing an essay on the most beautiful thing I ever saw. The student who, of all the members of the class seemed the least sensitive to beauty, handed in his paper first with astonishin...
我是最近订婚的。我问我的姨妈简（她跟姨夫鲍勃结婚已三十四年了），她认为他们长久结合的成功关键是什么。她说：我们尽量不吵架，我们相互尊重对方的隐私。。。 这时姨夫鲍勃打断她说：她白天上班，我晚上上班。...
一天，父亲和小儿子一道回家，这孩子正处于那种对什么事都感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：爸爸，醉字是什么意思？ 唔，孩子，父亲回答说，你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成四个，那么我就算醉了。 可是，爸爸，孩子说，那儿只有一个警察呀...
