Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercises, surely your mother will blame you! Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I'll blame her, because it was she that did my homework instead. 老师：贝蒂，你作业中出了这么多错，你妈妈一定会...
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream. Why did it make you late? inquired the teacher. Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time...
Teacher: Boys, I have a riddle to ask you. There's something wearing beautiful feather, and it can wake you up every morning. What is it, Tom? Tom: A feather duster, with which father wakes me up every morning. 老师：孩子们，我有个谜语要你们猜：有一...
Student A: If the Dean doesn't take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college. Student B: What did he say? Student A: He told me to leave college. 学生甲：如果院长不收回他今天早上对我说的话，我就要离开学院。 学生乙：他说了什...
Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth? It's round, answered Gerald. How do you know it's round? continued the teacher. All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it! 杰拉尔德...
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning. Walter: What was it? Teacher: Eggs. Walter: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday. 教师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸？我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。 沃尔特：我吃...
Teacher: Your typing is improving, Mary. There are only seventeen mistakes here. Mary: That's great! Teacher: And now I'll look at the second sentence. 老师：玛丽，你的打字有进步。这儿只有十七个错。 玛丽：那太棒了！ 老师：现在我再来看看第二句...
Student: I don't think I deserve an absolute zero. Professor: Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give. 学生：我认为我不应该得零分。 教授：我也这么认为，但这是允许我打的最低分数。...
Teacher: If you had five chocolate bars, and your younger sister asked you for one, how many would you have left? Terry: Five! 老师：假如你有五块巧克力，你妹妹问你要一块，你还剩几块？ 特里：还剩五块！...
Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century? Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead. 教师：你能告诉我一些有关十八世纪的伟大科学家的事情吗？ 学生：我能，先生。他们都死了。...
