Silent Night Silent night, holy night All is calm, all is bright Round yon Virgin Mother and Child Holy Infant so tender and mild Sleep in heavenly peace Sleep in heavenly peace Silent night, holy night Shepherds quake at the sight Glories stream fro...
A: Bill. Bill! You gotta help me! B: Whats wrong? Slow down or you are gonna give yourself a heart attack. A: Tomorrow is Christmas and I havent bought my mom anything! Im such a bad son! B: Take it easy! Lets go to the mall, window shop a little and...
HUSBAND: Im home! Everyone come here! I bought a Christmas tree! Look at this beautiful pine tree! WIFE:Wow, its huge! Are you sure it will fit in the living room? KID:Awesome! Ill go get the Christmas lights! HUSBAND: Of course it will. help me put...
A: Its freezing in here! Can I turn up the heat? B: Dont touch that thermostat! You dont pay the bills around here! A: Dad! Are you serious? Whats the point of having central heating if we cant use it! Look, I can see my breath! B: Put on a sweater!...
A: Did you read this? It says that the number one new years resolution make is to spend more time with friends and family. B: Why would that be funny? A: Well, think about it. We are a society that is always on the go, not because we have to, but bec...
A: Honey, Ill be right back! B: Where are you going? A:I told you already! Im going to get my nails done. B: Again? You just went last week! You spend more time at the nail salon than you do here at home! Honestly, why do you need a manicure every we...
A: Welcome Mr and Mrs Carnwell, please take a seat. B: Thank you. A: So I understand that your family spending has skyrocketed and you want to start budgeting. C: Yes thats correct. Frankly speaking our household income is relatively high and we have...
A: Thank god you are open! I have an emergency! B: Hello, Mr. Henderson what can I do for you? A: I need this dress and this suit dry cleaned ASAP! B: OK, I can have it ready by the end of the week. A: No, you dont understand, I need this tomorrow mo...
A: Hello, maam, can I help you find something? B: Yes, actually Im looking to buy a camera. A:Weve got a wide selection do you know if youd like a point-and-shoot, or something a little fancier? Are you shopping for yourself or for someone else? B: A...
A: Man, Im freaking out! You gotta help me! B: Whoa, whoa, take it easy, relax. Geez, youre sweating like a pig! Whats going on? A: I cant go through with this! I just cant! Im not ready for marriage! What was I thinking? Im only thirty five years ol...
